There are for sure money to be made out there by simply using Google AdSense. But how many of us succeed? Sure enough, you can follow Darren Rowse’s excellent AdSense tips or learn some common sense simple tricks from someone like Garry Conn. But despite the advice, ebooks and a whole bunch of effort you can end up with an AdSense dashboard that looks something like this:

Or better yet, when you succeed at making rent in one month just from AdSense you get banned. It happens. Ask this guy.
So I decided to share my secret method of increasing my AdSense earnings with at least 100 per cent. Here’s all you need in order to apply this simple, creative, efficient, idiot-proof method:
- one piece of paper, ideally blank
- one pen or better yet felt tip pen
- one plastic bowl. Ask your girlfriend for one or steal it from your dog. Anything for a good cause.
Better than a $9,99 e-book so far, right? Now, prepare for the process itself: every day when you get home from your crappy ass day job, empty your pockets. You’ll find a reasonable amount of pennies and dimes and once in a blue moon the $1 piece. That will suffice. You are now fully prepared to fill your AdSense bowl and double your earnings.
In one swift stroke open your dreaded dashboard. It will have to show something like: 500 impressions, 1 click and perhaps 17 cents in earnings. This is where you count your pennies, so to speak. Pick the plastic bowl described above, match the exact amount your AdSense dashboard just showed using the aforementioned pocket change and label the bowl “AdSense earnings”. Sure, you can go for sophisticated methods, like using two bowls, for each of your no good sites and call the bowls “Channel One” and “AdSense Monitor Two”, but that is only if you’re aiming to become an AdSense superstar.
By the end of the month you will have something as encouraging as this:

Bonus tip
If you live in a country like Canada, where your favorite smokes are $12.71 a pack, then look at the bright side: you’ll usually have 15 dollars in bills, meaning you get $2.29 in change, thus making you eligible for triple adsense earnings.

Please make sure you understand this is a Google joke motivated by the apparent reason-less ban on Billy Spinner’s AdSense account. Girlfriend, dog and plastic bowl are fictional characters. Any resemblance between the AdSense bowl and your home plastic bowl is purely accidental.

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